Automotive Trolling

"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve) 03/26/2018 at 10:12 • Filed to: trololololol, Don't think it's not a minivan, chevy offered an AWD minivan

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A major Chevy dealer sent us a few retired rental Cruze and Traverse models to freshen up the interior with leather. Because they’re rentals. The Traverses smell like family vacations (wet dog, feet, and stale fries) and the Cruzes smell like cheap work cars (stale fries and newsprint).

Were I the kind of person to spend money to troll people who wouldn’t notice until far later, I would get a bunch of badges and swap out Cruze for:

And the Traverse badges for:

WilliamsSW > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/26/2018 at 10:31

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I support this but the Traverse gets this:

And the Cruzzzzze gets this because leather

punkgoose17 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/26/2018 at 10:31

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You sir are correct. I think a Cavalier badge would also go well on a Sonic.

Do they smell better after you do the leather swap?

Wacko > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/26/2018 at 10:32

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WilliamsSW > punkgoose17 03/26/2018 at 10:32

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yeah they smell like leather, wet dog, and stale fries

Wacko > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/26/2018 at 10:32

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Wacko > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/26/2018 at 10:34

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and for canadian Cruzes

shop-teacher > WilliamsSW 03/26/2018 at 11:31

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This!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/26/2018 at 11:44

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I’ll put a Celebrity badge on a new Malibu.

Long-Voyager > WilliamsSW 03/26/2018 at 12:24

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Oh come on, we can’t tarnish the Lumina APV name by putting on a vehicle as god-awful as the Traverse.

The Venture was always shit, feel free to use that name.